February 2012
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At sonic with my dad
Me: Are you going to get anything?
My Dad: Yeah I might as well. Yolo
Me: ....how do you even know what that means?
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I hate when people tell me about their diet or whatever. All I can think of is “oh that’s great shut up let me eat my god damn lunch you slut”
me: omg my grades suck, what am I even supposed to do? like omg I try so hard what is this
me: *proceeds to sleep in class and never do homework*
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
“The road to Broadway is exceedingly long.”
– Smash (via newyorkshows)
teacher: today we're watching a movie
class bursts into applause. one boy screams out his appreciation for the teacher. a few stand up and hug each other. there is a little tear at the corner of your eye.
teacher: here's your movie worksheet
the tear drips down your face
stillslydgn:
wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get marriedÂ
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A Tragic Story By Natasha Rappazzo
I had my splits
And then I stopped stretching
And I lost my splits
Now I am trying to get it again
And it is taking forever.
The end.
Reblog if you want Supernatural season 8!!!
demondetoxmanual:
Living in constant fear of saying something stupid...